This is a journal of substance.

LollipopGrl@gmail.com — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 05:06:51 GMT

Hot tea & Pandora.

LollipopGrl@gmail.com — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 05:32:40 GMT

I need a Halloween costume.

LollipopGrl@gmail.com — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 14:03:53 GMT

I saw some slightly-overweight(i'm trying to be as PC as possible here) girl on campus that had a gross stomach tattoo. It changed shape with every step that she took and looked like a MAD magazine fold-in.

♥school

LollipopGrl@gmail.com — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 02:46:30 GMT

One thousand dollars in fireworks.

LollipopGrl@gmail.com — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 05:36:19 GMT

VERSUS

HEAVEN OR HELL?

DUEL ONE!

LET'S ROCK

LollipopGrl@gmail.com — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 16:27:10 GMT

Word around the internet is that successfully getting unemployment checks is really hard if you're a student.

If this is true, I am saddened because I REALLY want to get myself fired posthaste.

LollipopGrl@gmail.com — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 21:10:16 GMT

Someone hacked the old ELJAY the other evening and changed my default icon to this:

I was sort of hoping more damage would be done, but I guess beggars can't be choosers.

LollipopGrl@gmail.com — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 18:07:04 GMT

Anyone who calls Wednesday "Hump Day", be it in the comfort of their own home OR in public, needs a swift kick in the chest followed by a knee or two to the face.

Oh yeah. . .

-Spring break in ONE week

-RE5 in ONE week

-tax return directly wired into checking account in ONE day

COOL.

LollipopGrl@gmail.com — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 04:32:30 GMT

Dear Analytical Mind,

YOU CAN'T SCREW THIS UP. IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS.

Sincerely,

Emotional Mind

LollipopGrl@gmail.com — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 05:38:04 GMT

A lovely young woman called me a "gentleman" tonight.

I've been wanting to hear that for a long time, so I was pleased.

Oh yeah, I ate Kennedys the other night and it was good.

LollipopGrl@gmail.com — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 19:47:55 GMT

You're so disgusting that you make me want to vomit while spinning my head around 360 degrees, firing off stomach acid like some sort of grim lawn sprinkler.

I believe you suffer from a distinct lack of dignity.

LollipopGrl@gmail.com — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 06:33:05 GMT

THERE ARE SCORPIONS IN MY URETHRA

LollipopGrl@gmail.com — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 04:47:50 GMT

"Emotional Slump: Month 5" begins.

This is getting old.

LollipopGrl@gmail.com — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 04:43:34 GMT

Maury show taping either next Wednesday/Thursday.

"NO BLACK OR WHITE CLOTHING ALLOWED" exclaims the ticket.

LollipopGrl@gmail.com — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 05:38:48 GMT

GRADE RAID

I got an A in abnormal psychology. I did well on every single test, but the class was impossible to fail because the teacher gave out countless extra credit points constantly.

I got an A- in english, which I thought was odd at first because I got As on every single paper that I turned in. I then remembered that I didn't write two or three rough drafts, which are worth some minuscule amount of credit. What is this, 9th grade?

I got an A- in my behavioral science/human services class, which was expected because the class was simple.

I got a B- in history, despite NEVER missing class AT ALL and doing a ton of these "watch a video in class and then write an optional paper" extra credit assignments. I guess I shouldn't have forgotten to do the stock market project that was supposed to span the entire semester. OOPS!

Still, a 3.5 GPA for the semester isn't bad.

LollipopGrl@gmail.com — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 07:54:46 GMT

oops.

LollipopGrl@gmail.com — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 04:58:12 GMT

Remember that music that played during the Penguin's death scene in Batman Returns?

SADNESS

LollipopGrl@gmail.com — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 20:37:59 GMT

Aside from the scene where the titular primate shoots a stream of urine onto a tent with the power of a fire hose, BLOODMONKEY is the worst movie ever made.

I kind of wish I didn't have so much schoolwork every day.

LollipopGrl@gmail.com — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 05:12:29 GMT

CARLLLLLLLLLL!

STEVE, GET OUTTA MY HOUSE!

LollipopGrl@gmail.com — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 06:49:13 GMT

A centipede viciously defended its territory this evening as I went to obtain a glass of water. They seem to be HOLED UP in the area behind my toaster. . .but I cannot be sure.

Also, PELICANS:

LollipopGrl@gmail.com — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 04:44:55 GMT

Livejournal, Livejournal, Livejournal.

How I wish you and I had the motivation to do something together again.

Until, then here's your obligatory post for the month.

LollipopGrl@gmail.com — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 16:11:02 GMT

Another 4.0 this semester?

Early forecasts say "yes".

LollipopGrl@gmail.com — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 03:48:05 GMT

ITINERARY FOR SATURDAY, AUGUST 23

- Plunge jagged object directly into cranium of GAMESTOP manager/assistant manager/employee of distinction.

-Purchase vintage bicycle.

LollipopGrl@gmail.com — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 05:54:35 GMT

I appreciate this image simply because it perfectly illustrates the differences between John Edwards and his mistress. One gets $1250 haircuts and holds himself in high regard, while the other looks like she enjoys styling her pelt with a grain thresher and long nights with Mr. Jose Cuervo.

LollipopGrl@gmail.com — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 07:10:35 GMT

Kennedy Fried Chicken has some new menu items.