Hot tea & Pandora.

I need a Halloween costume.

I saw some slightly-overweight(i'm trying to be as PC as possible here) girl on campus that had a gross stomach tattoo. It changed shape with every step that she took and looked like a MAD magazine fold-in.

♥school

One thousand dollars in fireworks.

VERSUS






HEAVEN OR HELL?

DUEL ONE!

LET'S ROCK

Word around the internet is that successfully getting unemployment checks is really hard if you're a student.

If this is true, I am saddened because I REALLY want to get myself fired posthaste.

Someone hacked the old ELJAY the other evening and changed my default icon to this:





I was sort of hoping more damage would be done, but I guess beggars can't be choosers.

Anyone who calls Wednesday "Hump Day", be it in the comfort of their own home OR in public, needs a swift kick in the chest followed by a knee or two to the face.


Oh yeah. . .

-Spring break in ONE week

-RE5 in ONE week

-tax return directly wired into checking account in ONE day


COOL.

Dear Analytical Mind,


YOU CAN'T SCREW THIS UP. IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS.


Sincerely,

Emotional Mind

Feeling: pleased
Listening To: SF4 menu music blaring endlessly

A lovely young woman called me a "gentleman" tonight.

I've been wanting to hear that for a long time, so I was pleased.


Oh yeah, I ate Kennedys the other night and it was good.